Cuci-cuci Malaysia IV

Kepiye iki? Walaupun Pesuruhjaya kita dah endorsed suci tapi YB Haji Zul kata masih tak suci? Liz pula pernah kata she is proud of her sexuality... . Tok Hassan Ali kena mohon endorsement Mursyidul TG dan TG Hadi baru Haji Zul nak akur kot!! Atau apakah ini dikira perkara furuk?
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Star Friday April 17, 2009
Eli should go, says PKR’s Kulim MP


PETALING JAYA: Bukit Lanjan assemblywoman Elizabeth Wong should have been allowed to resign from both her exco post as well as her state seat, says Kulim Bandar Baru MP Zulkifli Noordin.
The PKR MP said he disagreed with the move by Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim to reject Wong’s resignations.
“I take this stand because I respect the decision made by YB Eli to resign as an exco member and Bukit Lanjan assemblywoman.
“She chose to resign and had resigned. That is her personal right,” he wrote in his blog.
Zulkifli said he sympathised with Wong but hoped Khalid and the Selangor government would review their decision.
“I am confident YB Eli knows and understands the problems she faces,” he said, adding that Wong would face a lot of pressure from some quarters, who would take advantage of the situation should she remain.
“The decision will also place supporters and component parties of Pakatan Rakyat under tremendous pressure,” he said.

Cuci-cuci Malaysia III

Seperti yang saya telah lama syak, sekarang Fairus pula mohon dicucikan... jika tidak ia nak mendedah pula. Ish ish, wonder apakah Helmi menyorok di Penanti untuk merakam apa yang akan terdedah. Baik hantar Tok Hassan Ali segera ke Penanti! InsyaAllah dia dah berpengalaman mencuci. Tak kan pula PR nak discriminate kerana dia bukan seorang amoi bujang!
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Star latest (16 Apr 2009)
Fairus: Clear my name or prepare for expose
By Ng Cheng Yee


KUALA LUMPUR: Mohammad Fairus Khairuddin, who quit as Penang Deputy Chief Minister 1 and as Penanti assemblyman, has given PKR a two-week deadline to clear his name, saying he would otherwise expose a state government and party scandal.
In an exclusive interview with Chinese daily Nanyang Siang Pau, he said he had inside information related to the internal operation of the Pakatan Rakyat opposition alliance.
“That is the reason why the party still does not take any action against me,” he said, adding that it was not convenient for him to elaborate at present and urged the press to be patient.
Mohammad Fairus has been quizzed by the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) for his alleged involvement with illegal quarry activities in the state, and has come under fire by his own party for supposed under-performance.
“I am innocent. They know what I can do. So do not push me (from taking such step)!” he said, claiming that he had been framed by party insiders.
He told Nanyang Siang Pau that he was unhappy with his party for not standing behind him as it had done for Bukit Lanjan assemblyman Elizabeth Wong and former Bukit Selambau assemblyman V. Arumugam.
“The two of them were just state executive council (exco) members, while I am not only a state exco member but also state Deputy Chief Minister,” he said, denying criticism that he had been neglectful of his constituency and absent from many state government functions.
He claimed that it was all part of a well-crafted plot to frame him.
“I have done my constituency work properly and have the support of my voters. Those on the outside may not understand this because my work and services for the constituency have not been reported in newspapers,” he said.
He added that he would cooperate with the MACC to clear his name over the illegal quarrying issue.

Cuci-cuci Malaysia II

1. Lebih kurang 2 bulan dahulu, Tok Hassan dilaporkan di Harakah Daily akan berusaha membersihkan Liz Wong:

HarakahDaily
Elizabeth Wong: PAS Selangor simpati, beri sokongan padu

Muhammad Arif Ismail
Thu | Feb 19, 09 | 9:42:34 am MYT

SHAH ALAM, 19 Feb (Hrkh) - PAS Selangor melalui Pesuruhjayanya Dato' Dr. Hasan Ali memberi sokongan padu kepada Exco Kerajaan Negeri, Elizabeth Wong dalam usaha untuk membersihkan nama baik beliau.....

"Kita dalam Pakatan Rakyat pun, mencari apakah yang terbaik untuk membersihkan nama beliau dan beliau akan pulang ke sisi pangkuan kita...... "


2. Tok Hassan was with MB when the latter said that Liz ditawarkan semula kerusi Exco. Alhamdullillah Tok Hassan dah jumpa kaedah cucian yang berkesan. Setelah 2 bulan cuti, Liz sudah suci murni semula!

3. Apakah tok bomoh diguna atau guna super detergent dari syarikat Tok Hassan Adli? Tak dengar pula Liz ke Darul Sifaq. Tahniahlah Tok Hassan Pesuruhjaya saya!

4. Cardio saya beri saya cuti selama 21 hari! Mungkin suci murni jugalah saya selepas ni.

Allah II

1. Anak sulung saya berpeluang pulang bercuti dari Kem Simalajau Bintulu sempena Easter dan kebetulan untuk menziarah saya (yang baru diserang heart attack) dan mendapatkan rawatan susulan masalah kulitnya. Terima kasihlah Komandan kerana membenarkan anak saya berbuat demikian. (Anihnya DD juga diberikan peluang ke Genting untuk menghadiri APP 2008. Alasan anak saya pulang bercuti adalah lebih legit.)

2. Anak bercerita macam-macam yang menarik di kemnya. Tapi biarlah dia cerita di blognya nanti.

3. Namun yang menarik ialah penggunaan Allah yang meluas di kalangan pelatih Iban. Menurut anak saya, mereka juga menyanyikan nasyid-nasyid popular kita dan bukannya gospel biasa Nasara. Cuma ditambah Jesus selepas Allah. Serupa seperti yang dilakukan amoi Agnes Monica dalam satu lagunya.

4. Gerakan sebegini harus ditangani segera kerajaan agar anak dan belia Islam tidak keliru dan terhanyut. Teringat dulu ada ulama kata Islam akan bangkit dari Barat.... Anihnya penggunaan Allah dalam Nasara nampaknya bangkit dari Timur dan ada TG dari Serambi Mekah yang turut menyokong! Gerakan ini berjaya di Indonesia. Malah ada kumpulan Nasara di sana yang bersolat seperti kita malah dengan kain pelikat dan songkok!

Susuk

1. Had a quite hectic day on Sunday April 5. Petang sempat kami ke Jusco Bukit Tinggi membeli pakaian mandi dan groceries. Lepas tu, kami rushed ke Sg Buluh mencari pokok sampel untuk ditanam di tepi kolam renang yang baharu siap. Sempat pula zaujah membeli beberapa indoor plants yang agak besar.

2. Lepas Isyak (~10.30 pm) , zaujah mengajak saya mengeluarkan pokok-pokok tersebut. Mula-mula saya angkat indoor plants. Satu agak berat dan beberapa kali rebah sebelum sempat saya naikkan ke troli. Lepas itu angkat beberapa pokok dan susun di tepi kolam. Beratnya menolak bila tayar troli terbenam di laman tak boleh cerita. Saya sempat merungut memberitahu zaujah "Fizikal abang ni bukanlah muda lagi untuk mengangkat barangan berat!"

3. Selepas 20 minit, saya merasa sakit dada. Setelah merasa sakit dada yang berterusan, saya berkata kepada zaujah "Apakah I am having a heart attack?" Zaujah telefon my gynae (adik dia). My gynae tanya "Berpeluhkah? " Zaujah jawab "Tidak." My gynae kata "Then probably bukan h.a just angina". My zaujah tidak perasan dahi saya berpeluh dan saya merasa setitik peluh meleleh dari dada ke perut.

4. Saya mohon zaujah hantar ke DEMC. I can still walked but dada terasa sakit seperti dihempap barang berat. (Biasanya saya terasa sakit sebegini kalau angkat barangan yang terlalu berat. But the pain biasa hilang selepas 30 min. ) Bila saya beritahu receptionist, segera dimasukkan ke bilik kecemasan. Saya terus minta ubat sakit jantung (diletak bawah lidah) diberikan segera. Tapi GP insisted nak buat ECG dan enzyme test dulu. Setelah nampak positive baru dia nak bagi ubat itu. Kalau MAJOR ATTACK, terlambatlah action GP itu.

5. Saya dipindahkan ke SJMC naik ambulan ditemani zaujah yang setia. Perjalanan naik Toyota Liteace ini taklah sebaik Merc Kugan. Sempat saya berfikir "Esok naik kereta jenazah pun perjalanan macam ini juga. Jenazah-jenazah yang naik van tentunya rasa macam ni. Untung Kugan dapat naik Merc ehsan satu kerajaan negeri!"

6. Masuk SJMC dibuat ECG dan enzyme test lagi. Cardio Dr Betty (an amoi) datang (in sleeveless black T and pants) around 1am dan mengesahkan kemungkinan besar saya kena "heart attack". After x-ray, I was sent to CCU and administered a drip (tak ingat apa) to thin my blood. Selepas 30 min, my BP dropped to 80/40 sampai badan naik panas dan nak termuntah-muntah dibuatnya. Nasib baik saya masa terjaga dan sempatlah memberitahu nurses masalah saya. The drip was stopped immediately dah BP saya recovered. Wonder apakah ini yang berlaku pada staf saya tapi dia ditidurkan masa itu.

7. Pagi Isnin, buat Eco dulu. Lepas tu buat angiogram. Dan terus dipasang susuk di jantung saya (3 stents dua di kiri dan 1 di kanan... elok pula macam 2 bukit di Malaya dan 1 sungai di Sarawak). Dah sahlah heart attack saya dikira agak major.

8. Saya dibenarkan pulang pada petang Rabu dan diberikan cuti 10 hari. Kena jumpa the amoi cardio on the 15 Apr semula untuk pemeriksaan susulan.

9. Doakan semoga saya cepat sembuh dan dapat beramalbakti semula seperti sediakala.