Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Thamby Bikin Filem


Filem Melayu berwarna yang pertama ialah tentang pahlawan2 Melaka berjodol Hang Tuah. P. Ramlee jadi hero filem tu. Sejak itu, P. Ramlee menyimpan hajat untuk mengarah filem warna. Malangnya hajatnya tak kesampaian sehingga beliau meninggalkan kita di usia yang agak muda. Barangkali kerana itu Tok Ali dan Tun Khalil ingin menjadikan hajat P. Ramlee suatu realiti. Lalu datanglah Tok Sharukh buat filem warna di Melaka Maju. Maka dapatlah Tok Sharukh baju batik tanda terima kasih. Hebat semula sejarah Melaka.

Tup tup hari ni thamby Melaka mengaku terlibat dalam penayangan filem (porno) pendek. Aisaymen... penat Tok Sharukh datang bikin filem warna. Kru pun dah keluar filem warna dengan cgi. Tapi apa kedarahnya Thamby bikin filem hitam putih? Apakah kerana tambi hanya seorang tauke getah sekarang? Tambah pula harga getah merudum 48%.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Ahlul Kitab


Ustaz Nas dah iktiraf mereka juga ahli kitab. Syabas dan alhamdulillah. Karl G tentu gumbira. Nampaknya dah bolehlah lelaki kita nikah wanita ahli kitab tanpa wanita mereka jadi Muslim? Tak perlulah Eli dan Yulis (amoi Indonku dulu) convert kalau nak kahwin Melayu. Awat tak khabag sebelum saya pi USA dulu di mana saya jumpa ramai juga gadis-gadis ahli kitab dari Filipina, Vietnam, Indonesia dll.

Aisaymen kenapa dulu-dulu kata ahli kitab hanya asal usul keturunannya yang memang Nasara sebelum Islam? Maka halal jugalah sembelihan ahli kitab?
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The Malaysian Insider


PAS No. 2 joins call to free BM Bibles

By Clara Chooi March 14, 2011

Nasharudin said Islam recognised Christians as “people of the book”. — file pic
KUALA LUMPUR, March 14 — PAS deputy president Nasharudin Mat Isa joined his non-Muslim colleagues in Pakatan Rakyat today in condemning the detention of Malay-language Bibles, asserting that the holy book should be respected.
When approached in Parliament on the issue this evening, the Bachok MP explained that Islam recognised Christians as “people of the book”, which meant that the Bible should be given due respect by all.

This, he added, was regardless of what language the Bible is written in.

He added that he even knew of the existence of Bibles written in Jawi that were presently available in Malaysia.

“There are many books in the market, many Christian books that are written in Malay.


The home ministry has impounded 35,000 Malay-language bibles. — file pic
“And even if people cannot read it in Malay, they will read it in English so I do not see any reason why these Bibles should be detained,” he said.
Nasharudin also rubbished fears that such Malay-language Bibles would encourage Muslims to convert to Christianity, expressing confidence in the faith of Muslims.

“The Muslims have a strong belief in their religion and everyone has a right to practise their own beliefs.

“This is just a matter of a book and we should respect the Bible because in Islam, we consider the Christians to be the people of the book,” he said.

Nasharudin noted that the sensitivity over the issue was in the use of the word “Allah” by non-Muslims, which he described as “rigid”.

“Perhaps it is because of the very rigid interpretation of the word Allah that caused this issue. But then to detain a book just because it is in the Malay language, thinking that it might help to propagate Christianity...” he said without ending his sentence.

The Home Ministry is presently facing immense pressure from Christian groups and political parties to release the 35,000 Malay-language Bibles presently impounded at Port Klang and Kuching Port.

The books, according to Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein, had been detained due to the pending court appeal on a 2009 High Court ruling that allowed Catholic weekly The Herald to use the word “Allah” in its publications.

He said the ministry is waiting for advice from the Attorney-General on whether to release the detained books, said to be worth some RM78,000.

Questions have, however, arisen over a string of conflicting instructions the ministry has been issuing since a consignment of 5,100 such books were detained at Port Klang in 2009.

Official letters from the ministry to the books’ importer, the Bible Society of Malaysia (BSM), indicated that the Cabinet had agreed to release the consignment in June last year, despite the pending appeal of the High Court’s ruling.

DAP MP Tony Pua also revealed today Hishammuddin’s written response in Parliament on June 7 last year, saying that the ministry had already issued a notice to BSM to retrieve its shipment.

Despite this, BSM has claimed that its attempt to collect the books had been thwarted by the Port Klang authorities.

Hishammuddin’s statement yesterday conceding to the detention of the holy books and announcement that the ministry was now awaiting the A-G’s advice on what to do with the shipment, has further added to confusion over the government’s actual stand on the matter.

Lega


Nampaknya doa pecah perut KS termakbul. Lega KS. Lega jugalah Soi Lek, Ron, Eli, Terry, Karl G, Karl Ib dan sekutunya... Tauke bingo Filipina pun lega! Tapi Soi Lek wajar teruskan hajat bertemu TG. InsyaAllah Soi Lek juga boleh disucikan macam Eli. Kalau dah suci, bolehlah beri bayan nanti.
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Sinar Harian
20 Mac 2011

Lega Nik Aziz lembut hati

SEREMBAN – Pengerusi DAP Kebangsaan, Karpal Sigh menarik nafas lega apabila Menteri Besar Kelantan, Datuk Nik Aziz Nik Mat mula berlembut dengan isu penjualan loteri di negeri tersebut.

Karpal berkata, beliau gembira dengan hasrat Mursyidul Am Pas itu hendak mengkaji semula pelaksanaan undang-undang baru yang dibuat Kerajaan Negeri Kelantan.

“Sekarang Nik Aziz sudah bersedia berbincang mengenai hal ini (penjualan loteri) dan ia adalah perkembangan baik untuk masyarakat bukan Islam di Kelantan.

“Bagaimanapun, ingin saya tegaskan bahawa beliau perlu ikut perlembagaan negara dengan sebaik mungkin tanpa menjejaskan mana-mana pihak,” katanya di Majlis Makan Malam Sambutan 45 Tahun DAP di Senawang Jaya, di sini, kelmarin.

Nik Aziz berkata kelmarin, Kerajaan Kelantan serahkan kepada penasihat undang-undang mengenai penguatkuasaan yang tidak membenarkan premis menyediakan khidmat perjudian.
Ada pihak, katanya, mempersoalkan bahawa loteri tidak memerlukan premis seperti judi lain yang lama dilarang beroperasi.

Bagaimanapun, kata Nik Abdul Aziz, Kerajaan Negeri tetap menjaga kesucian ajaran Islam dan mendukung keluhuran undang-undang, selari dengan perlembagaan persekutuan.
Hadir sama, Penasihat Umum PKR, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim; Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang, Lim Guan Eng; Penasihat DAP, Lim Kit Siang; Pengerusi Dap negeri, Loke Siew Fook; Timbalan Pengerusi Dap negeri, P Gunasekaran; Pengerusi Kebajikan Hal Ehwal Wanita DAP negeri, Wong May May dan Pesuruhjaya Pas negeri, Zulkefly Mohd Omar.